Our Martinis

After Sex (Vodka, Crème de Banana, & Orange Juice) Maybe even before. A great way to continue the orgasm and much better than a cigarette and a blow off kiss.

Angie’s Lemon Drop (Lemon Vodka, Triple Sec, margarita mix) A drink dedicated to our friend and neighbor, Angie, and her obsession with lemons. A classic in the martini family.

Appletini (Raspberry Vodka, Vodka, Apple Pucker) A standard martini for those that love the taste of apple. What could be better than fruit in your martini? Pucker up and give someone a big fat kiss.

Blue Bleu (Bombay Sapphire Gin, dry vermouth & bleu cheese olives) A truly classic gin martini with our special hand stuffed bleu cheese olives.

Brad’s Lime Rickey (Tanqueray Gin, Roses Lime Juice, fresh lime juice and simple syrup) Brad has been one of our loyal customers and a true martini connoisseur from the beginning. This wonderful martini is amazingly refreshing and also works well with vodka instead of gin.

Brain Fart (Southern Comfort, Peach Schnapps, Amaretto & Cream) This idea stemmed from our Wednesday night trivia fans. Wanna know how? Pull my finger?

Bruce Willis (Vodka, Triple Sec, & white cranberry juice) Dick is a huge Bruce Willis fan and dedicated this drink to him. This favorite is for those who don’t want their liquor straight, but love the clear martini appearance. We have quite a Bruce Willis fan club in our customer base.

Caramel Apple (Vanilla Vodka, Butterscotch Schnapps, Apple Pucker). You will be pleasantly surprised how much this martini tastes like a homemade caramel apple! Johnny Appleseed’s favorite martini!

Classic Cosmo (Vodka, Cointreau & cranberry juice) Typically this is a ladies drink, but many a man has been turned on by this classic. Everyone can look good in pink. Especially after a couple of these drinks.

Dick & Jane’s Lemonade (Lemon Vodka, Blue Curacao, margarita mix & Sprite) A great summer refresher with a kick! It’s pretty too.

Dirty Banana (Crème de Banana, Rum, Kahlua, Bailey’s, Crème de Cacao, Chocolate Syrup) Feeling a little dirty? The name says it all….and we’ll even peel the banana for you.

Funky Monkey (Banana Rum, Coconut Rum, vodka & pineapple juice) The ‘monkey’ was created after one really long afternoon/night/morning on our porch with our neighbors. It’s amazing anyone could still remember the recipe.

Godiva Chocolate (Vanilla vodka, white & dark Godiva, crème de cocoa & Bailey’s) This could be the most fantastic martini for the chocolate lover. No cream used in this piece of ‘drink art’.

Grape Ape (Grape Pucker, Orange Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry, pineapple & grape juice) This is a ‘Girl’s Night Out’ favorite. Guaranteed to bring back memories of Grape Kool-Aid from your childhood. Too many, and guaranteed to make you forget the great memories you’re making today.

Green Thing (vodka, Midori, coconut rum & pineapple) This drink has had many ‘green’ names. Whatever we call it, it’s always a favorite!

Lucky Chuck (Vanilla Vodka, Bailey’s Frangelico, Godiva & Crème de Cocoa) Over the top! This is the best way to describe this drink. It was a mistake made when Jane wanted a ‘Luck of the Irish’ and Dick combined it with a Godiva Chocolate.

Naked on the Bare Stone Floor (Tuaca, Frangelico, Kahlua, Half & Half) This drink was inspired by the Lloyd Cole song “Undressed”. We are totally unsure of what will happen to you, but you may end up naked on the bare stone floor. Worthy of a try!

Pink Panther (Limoncello, lemon vodka, grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) Duna, duna, duna, duna, duna, duna, dunaaaaaaa! Quite refreshing!

Pomegranate (Vodka, triple sec, and pomegranate juice) We owe a little bit of gratitude to Oprah for jump-starting martinis with this tangy concoction. Great taste, and healthy too! Thanks, Oprah!!!

Rangers (Hypnotiq, banana rum, blue curacao & pineapple juice) This drink was inspired by a Scotsman and created in honor of his favorite football team (soccer to us), the Glasgow Rangers. A truly smashing drink!

Raspberry Lemon Drop (Raspberry & Lemon Vodka, triple sec, margarita mix & Chambord) This drink was created by an unknown customer when they asked if we could make our Lemon Drop with a little raspberry flavor. We did it and it’s been a crowd pleaser from the beginning.

Ray Ray (Southern Comfort, vodka & Apple Pucker) This drink comes to us from one of our fun customers named Steve. He and his family are a trip! Cheers to you, Steve!

Red Neck (Makers Mark, Amaretto & Orange Juice) Face the facts, there’s a little bit of red neck in all of us no matter how hard we try to hide it! For those who like whiskey.

Sex on a Peach (Absolut Peach, peach schnapps, cranberry & pineapple juice) A very popular drink! Now we all know what James was doing in that fantastic “giant peach”.

Sweet Tart (Limoncello, Pineapple Rum and Sweet & Sour mix) A sweet and tart concoction that is a grown up version of your favorite childhood candy! Ziggy has perfected the perfect blend of sweet and tart. Quickly climbing the charts of favorite martinis!

The Cake (Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto & pineapple juice) Have you ever had a pineapple upside down cake? That is what this truly smooth drink tastes like! Perfect part of any celebration.

Top Shelf Vodka Martini (Vodka, dry vermouth, and pimento stuffed olives) This is a must for the martini purist! Your choice of Grey Goose, Ketel One or Absolut.

Wild Orchid (Orange Vodka, coconut rum, pineapple & cranberry juice) Whatever happened to the Mebane House? This drink came from there. A great drink for martini beginners.

Waterbed (Blue Curacao, Coconut Rum, Vodka & Pineapple Juice) You can have this one sitting, standing or laying down! Just ride the wave!

Woo Woo Tiramisu (Bailey’s, Frangelico, Butterscotch Schnapps, Kahlua, Godiva dark & Vanilla Vodka) This liquid version of the famous dessert is sure to comfort you!